Marriage is destiny so make sure you are married to yourself when you are of marriageable age.
Marriage is destiny. I hate this sentence. I rebel against it. I jump up and down in agitation and want to stomp on it and say, no, no, no… My destiny will be defined by me. Why should it be defined by who one is married to? Or by one’s in-laws?
But experience tells me that goddam it, marriage is indeed destiny.
So here is the solution. Be married to yourself. Yes, I recommend bigamy.